Shit Fucking Happens

being straight must be so exhausting

Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

Like yall ever think a straight person interacted with u and went

Like as soon as u left

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

this was a historical moment in television

Mario Cart stats

60 Celebrities photoshopped side-by-side with their younger selves to show just how much they’ve changed (x)

i didn’t know i needed this till just now

The robbin willians one just…….. hurt ;-;

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

who’s papa john

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

Heads up when you guys are on your mandated goverment walk please consider taking some bird seed with you to feed pigeons

Because of the lockdown many are starving

Pigeons are feral domesticated animals unlike wild garden birds and will struggle to find food without us around

They are the pets and war hereos of years gone by that human society abandoned so please consider helping them out!

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me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

What the fuck does this mean

they have a little sister