did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

I am God.

Soooooo I’m all of them……..

By my icon is myself glowing…….

jesus, so i’ll be a cannibal?

Im a kappa

I’m a twink alien

fuck

(*´˘`*)♡

Wow, so I’m a little edgy emo boy…

Well then that means im tko, jackpoT

Wait I thought I was a lizard that my mom threw up-

Omg my mom ate a lizard and then she threw it up and I was that lizard! This is so fascinating! :D

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

My mom ate a lizard and threw it up...and I was that lizard

when your whole crew is looking fresh af

a whole bus full of party boys

Fluffy doggos