What's Up Babes

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

BARBIE (2023) via @wbpictures_br

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

holy shit

Legitimately more intellectuals need to have transcendental experiences. There's a certain humility that comes with teleporting your soul into the astral serpent temple and peeing your pants. Makes it harder to get mad at people online.

Not saying everyone has to get into shrooms and runes or anything like that, It makes me sad when I talk to smart people with no sense of wonder. The world is a big place and I feel like at a certain point you need to sacrifice some accuracy for beauty. Sometimes that means inducing self hypnosis to talk to a giant moth with a lady face.

me: :(

the moon: 🌙

me: :)

Calore brother- *betrays Mare again*

Mare-

Did anyone else think these two scenes from RQ & Frozen hit the same way?

#1:

#2:

Aw, betrayal. You just gotta love it. *not*

ᴇᴠᴀɴɢᴇʟɪɴᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴏꜱ 🗡 ᴘᴛᴏʟᴇᴍᴜꜱ ꜱᴀᴍᴏꜱ

ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ-ʀᴇᴅ-ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ

Book: Red Queen by @vaveyard

⋙ I haven’t read Realm Breaker YET so to cope I made these! I was initially going to just do Evangeline but it didn’t feel complete without Ptolemus so I decided to do him as well !!! this is basically exactly how I imagine them at the moment!!

“short ladies who look harmless but can burn you down to ashes”

Clary Fray 🤝 Mare Barrow 🤝 Inej Ghafa

And their ‘I'm a cinnamon roll only for ya’ men

Jace Herondale 🤝 Cal Calore 🤝 Kaz Brekker

SLYTHERIN: “The truth is what I make it. I could set this world on fire and call it rain.” –Victoria Aveyard (Maven Calore: Red Queen)

i hope this site never gets deleted

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing

specific book couple tropes: “i came here to kill you”

lira and elian - to kill a kingdom

shazi and khalid - the wrath and the dawn

ailesse and bastien - bone crier’s moon

nasir and zafira - we hunt the flame

Me: hates military worship and monarchy, totally a pacifist, socialist, not really into the male ego

Also Me: exclusively reads about tortured warrior princes who fall in love with violent girls