when your coconut oil starts solidifying
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.
(via)
When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now
Beam me up, Scotty 👽✨
i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs
why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀
when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback
When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.
Look at where the floor is. Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length! And then the obvious solution presented itself.
She’s standing on a dog!
No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.
Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me!
Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it.
I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand. However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.
Unless…
now he can’t even close the door
fuck you, lady
This is the reason I am on tumblr
problem solved
Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
I fucking ugly laughed so hard
I WASN’T READY
Well that explains it. (x)
That’s the fucking secret
The GOAT
TIME IS FAKE!
there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person




