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She's so fat.

No she’s phat

Omg this dog is sooo pretty

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The Hell is this bullshit >:T its just a computer crashing get over it

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Do y’all ever wonder if like you have skitsophrenia

Cause like how would you know

A whole section of your life could be like a dream

Watch I’m just overthinking and we all in a simulation

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

STOP EXPOSING ME

Say amen to the pope cat rn

Aw man

i don’t know what these are but i love them

I think they’re cows

on the internet no one knows

No one knows what?

no one knows

No one nose

rare fish. please no questions

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

Where’d the fish get gucci

Canadia is weird like why do you have 13 states or "provinces" like why not the very standard and not at all to much number of 50

Cause why not

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

❤️ oh thank fuck

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

BAHAHAHAHAH what is this

JKR just called you evil bc your a Slytherin.

Your last meme is your reaction

Here’s mine:

Don’t you just love it when your mom makes you cancel your plans with your friends so you can hang out with your sisters friends

Like I’d rather go to church and I’m atheist

THIS LUCKY BITCH GETS TO GO TO CALIPSO