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Helios

@helios-shine

he/they/it . Artist . Certified Just A Guy ™
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citrinekay

he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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xelayxes
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dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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shirecorn

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

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shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

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shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

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segasister

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Been a while hi tumblr

Shut up bitch

Wow that’s crazy

You’re crazy you arsonist

Doesn’t that get old?

Not as old as you dusty bitch

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sergeij

Girl aren't you older

Yes but Im prettier so it cancels out

Not debatable I claim right here right now Im the prettiest one in the room

And you’re entitled to your opinion, but that doesn’t make it right.

But theres no proof that Im not the prettiest in the room so technically I could be the prettiest

I’d ask if you have proof to support your vain claim, but I feel that would only further smokescreen the fact that you immediately bullied your husband upon his return to this hellsite.

I didn’t bully him I just told him to be quiet very aggressively

Most people would consider that bullying, dear Lestat.

Well what if I say sorry will that make up for it

That’s something you should ask him.

It’s ok, I can’t stay mad at you

See this is why I dont mind having you around. You’re a sad dusty bitch but you’re my sad dusty bitch

lmfao

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luwha

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

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luwha

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?