take me to bed. by. cozier
Twin Peaks: Into The Night is an incredibly authentic feeling PS1 styled fan made Twin Peaks game where you Investigate the death of homecoming queen Laura Palmer!
found a jean bustier at the thrift store. the justier
I found my jean jacket jress so now the joutfit is complete
Of I'm not being sarcastic when I say that you are the most fashionable person on the planet
Bird that attacks Wheatley from Portal 2
come on man
he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow
t-shirt that says DON'T UNTIE ME FROM THIS MAST UNTIL I'VE HEARD THE SIRENS
nononononono LISTEN.
Confirmed 😄
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.
According to this
site, August 1 is the first
day of Halloween.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh,
oh this is absolutely beautiful
I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him…. The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.
I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.
I love this too much.
Been a while hi tumblr
Shut up bitch
Wow that’s crazy
You’re crazy you arsonist
Doesn’t that get old?
Not as old as you dusty bitch
Girl aren't you older
Yes but Im prettier so it cancels out
Debatable.
Not debatable I claim right here right now Im the prettiest one in the room
And you’re entitled to your opinion, but that doesn’t make it right.
But theres no proof that Im not the prettiest in the room so technically I could be the prettiest
I’d ask if you have proof to support your vain claim, but I feel that would only further smokescreen the fact that you immediately bullied your husband upon his return to this hellsite.
I didn’t bully him I just told him to be quiet very aggressively
Most people would consider that bullying, dear Lestat.
Well what if I say sorry will that make up for it
That’s something you should ask him.
@actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac kinda sorry-ish
It’s ok, I can’t stay mad at you
See this is why I dont mind having you around. You’re a sad dusty bitch but you’re my sad dusty bitch
lmfao
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO
….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.
Tumblr loves doing this. I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?









