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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

Wtf did I just watch

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

"scan the qr code to download the app" how about YOU scan my nuts to download kill yourself

ok

go fetch

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth

6 [editor’s note: she manages to unpause and then repause spotify at this point before sitting down completely still for a stretch of several seconds] m;gl,,n

[ed note: she leaves to chew on my mouse before returning midway through my typing the previous note] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[4rfiu d

-midna the kitten

^the little beast in question

this post just suddenly got a surge of notes for reasons I cannot discern so here is a compilation of midna being an absolute cartoon Creature for your enjoyment

Found some Images of Bootleg Pikmin plushies the results speak for themself

we're having a field day over this obama thing huh

wait i didnt mean to include the bottom post

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obama posted that

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

"

1/21

sorry

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

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Whats not clicking