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@helensophie

She/her ~ 18

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

So, if anyone hasn’t encountered the concept of the library of Babel, the idea comes from a story of the same name by Jorge Luis Borges, which is set inside a seemingly infinite library which contains every possible combination of letters, periods, commas and spaces that fits within 410 pages.

So like... It isn’t THAT out there that someone was able to make a digital version of it. Making an algorithm that randomly generates every possible combination of those 29 characters within that space and making a website that lets you explore those combinations are things that are pretty squarely within the scope of things you’d expect someone to be able to make a computer do.

But it begins to get pretty out there when you start thinking about all the things that are technically contained there (and that someone randomly browsing it could THEORETICALLY stumble upon) just by virtue of being one of those possible combinations of letters, spaces, commas, and periods.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that specifically mentions me by full name before giving an accurate, excruciatingly detailed, 410-page long physical description of me. There’ also many more books that SEEM to be that but are actually factually inaccurate. There’s also versions of all of those containing every possible combination of every possible typo, spelling mistake, and grammatical error.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that’s a perfectly accurate prediction of how and when I will die narrated in third person over the course of 410 pages. There’s also a book that contains the exact same events narrated in first person. Not only for me, but for every person in the world. There are many more that claim to be that but are actually inaccurate.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that’s completely blank except for the world’s funniest dick joke written right at the end of the very last page.

But chances are no one browsing that website is EVER going to see any of that because for every book we would consider useful, interesting, or even intelligible there are millions upon millions upon millions more that are just completely full of gibberish from cover to cover.

Every single thing I will ever write (barring punctuation marks that arent periods or commas and the letter ñ) is already contained somewhere on that website.

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

for selfish reasons i hope that it is Daniel still interviewing when it gets to the tvl lestat stuff because that would be my personal Super Bowl. I want him to be bitchy i want him to like not believe anything. He will be like oh ok let me guess, you starting crying uncontrollably. Again

daniel: you killed [checks notes] 8 wolves?

lestat: yes :)

daniel: uh huh. Sure then what

lestat: then I bagged the village hottie

daniel:

lestat: shall I get into the part where Armand followed me around paris on his and hands and knees begging to fuck me?

daniel armand and louis sitting on the couch:

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namor being called “a child without love” by a spanish friar who was cooperating with and supporting conquistador enslavers when namor was literally there because he loved his mom and she loved the surface world and this was her home and they were desecrating it with pure evil.. oh it made me MAD

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

message to all bitches

please survive

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OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

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epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool

hilarious to think how criston must be so glad to find in alicent that ideal lady worth serving he at first mistaken rhaenyra for. little does he know alicent is only like that because if a little slip of self awareness passes through her inner wall of tradwife mentality she would either kill herself or scissor half of ladycourt.

bitches find a new band or movie or show or book every month and dedicate their entire being to it and love it unconditionally and revolve their thoughts around them only and then get grow out of it and find something new to dedicate themselves to. its me, im bitches

TW: Pet's death

Today we've had to euthanize my oldest cat, Romeo, and I have never felt so hollow inside. I love that cat with my whole self, we took him when I was 3 years old, we grew up together. Being in the room while the vet put him to sleep was the hardest thing I've done. The only thing that's making this pain bearable is knowing we did the best thing for him. I'll always miss you my friend, wherever you are right now know that you were the best cat we could have hoped for (even if you used to piss on all my luggage) and that you were loved by all of us. Goodbye Romeo 💜

Anonymous asked:

I saw Cori and Wanderer went to the Dreamfall for a bit, do you mind writing a drabble for that? I think it would be so cute.

If you don't have time is ok

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ dreamfalling into nightmares.

pairing: the corinthian & f!reader (wanderer), background dream of the endless x f!reader

summary: “We’ll remember each other forever at this rate.”

wc: 1.9k+

notes: been missing them hours, so this was a joy to write.