Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result
I’ve decided I’m also going to bake and paint it without looking at him
Here is what I think he will look like based on how he felt in my hands
God giving me the free will to create was a mistake
me: wow im lonely
also me: *disassociated from everyone, doesn’t respond to texts or calls AND doesn’t go out*
Galaxy magazine Christmas issues - Cover art by Ed Emshwiller (1951-1960)
Client: I have no power in my office. What do I do?
Me: Well, they cleaned the carpets last night. Maybe they tripped the breaker. Let me go look.
I go and discover the breaker was indeed tripped. I reset it.
Me: OK. Try now.
Client: Nope. Nothing is working still.
Me: Weird. Let me take a look.
Sure enough, nothing will turn on.
Me: Hmm. Maybe the surge protector got turned off or something.
Client: That’s probably what it is. I unplugged everything when I discovered there was no power. Do I need to plug everything back in?
Yikes...
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
This was SO me in bible school...needless to say I was the most unpopular kid there.
I have many questions but most importantly among them is why
Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants (via thelovejournals)
