That Guy Jackson

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

it was clickhole my bad

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

Please remember that you do the exact same thing. Let’s give each other some grace and hope that we can work to heal each other.

i actually don't say fucked up shit to children

I really do not care why men are lonely and hate women to cope. I’m lonely and u know what I do ? finger myself like a normal person . They have no excuse

That's why you're gonna be doing that lame shit forever instead of getting nailed to every wall in your house like a picture frame like I do. You ain't gonna meet anyone who can do that sitting in your house playing with yourself... Unless you're playing with yourself right now while reading my response... Then in that case "hey girl heeeeyyy what's your age/sex/location?" Haha no fr stfu

I do not have the time nor the patience for you right now methed up samurai

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

This ASMR shit getting crazy

Like I'm Tryna think who the kinda person who needs this

Who’s getting comforted after a terror attack by the explosion dude

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

this is an incredibly helpful resource for transgender folks looking to get hrt!

god damn

Ten years. Ten years I’ve been seeing this wonderful art piece, and STILL our minimum wage REMAINS at 7.25/hour.

Meanwhile, the cost of living has easily tripled.

And minimum wage wasn’t enough to cover it even before.

The artist is Blake Fall-Conroy.

If anybody wants them, I found the articles:

10 largest

10 smallest

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

I do look like a hairless cat.... I admit it.

proof?

You're so forward..... *twirling hair*

how are you doing that

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️

Previously Murphy was the eagle known for:

If "all it takes is a hairy chest" then, hey wait- are you even listening to me?

This post is sooo stupid AND I literally spelled propaganda wrong and no one noticed lmao STOP sharing it PLEASE 😭

Let’s take it to 10k, folks!

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium