They are studying us in petri dishes

it’s them

I got art out this week *vine boom*

drawing more to keep my sanity

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga

ive always fucking wanted to do this

HAHAHAHH YES!! YES!!!

HAPPY SUMMERWEEN !!!!!!

everyone has to clap so hard for her. our lame ass detective

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

this is my villain origin story

A bunch of bones Clang Clang Clanging in the Italian countryside

shrieking.

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

little german boy: und platenpüssen?

perry: *puts his hat on*

little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!

Come Home With Me

Summary: More Hadestown au! How Roman and Virgil met for the first time

Taglist: @sanderdarksides @moons-the-nightmare @heirm @lost-in-thought-20 @1stressedanddepressed @xoaningout @lily-janus @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @thebittybonesaddict @just-a-little-anxious @parksthefrog @randomacnhfan (Ask if you want to be added)

@thatgaydemigodnerd (for the prompt Virgil ands stars 😄)

Ao3

Word count: 1045

May I have a dance?

Written for @loganslowdown4

This is good timing to post this for @loginceweek2022 for day three Imagination

Prompt: logince fluff where they find themselves alone and one asks the other to dance spur of the moment

Summary: There is chaos in mind palace and everyone is ignoring Roman and Logan. Roman takes Logan into the Imagination to have a nice day away from the others.

Taglist: @heirm @moons-the-nightmare @lost-in-thought-20 @sanderdarksides (let me know if you want to be added)

Word count: 847

Ao3

I had to make a new addition

to kill among us

but you are the imposter

The ability to fly :D

you can only fly in water

I’m average at everything

To heal everybody’s mental problems  

But your mental problems get healed simultaneously too :)

That- that is rather a good side effect-

To be Lavaproof

but only if you’re holding a bowl of mac and cheese. but the mac and cheese is not lavaproof.

This is also terrible

okay i want mine to be shapeshifting into anything

but you smell like cherry cough syrup when you do. its obnoxiously clear. that is the only thing anyone within a half mile can smell

I want mine to be i can mimic any power ever

but your skin turns neon red, like you jumped into a pool of sharpie ink

I would be able to control minds

But you can only control the minds of people who are in tv shows

That’s still pretty cool. Imagine controlling celebrities

to shapeshift

This is always one thing you can’t control while shapeshifting. Maybe one time you grow goat horns or your skin turns purple

*Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice* “See Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy a horse put me into a plinko machine, and now with my horse-plinkinator-…”