Hhnnnngggg but what if you're making out with your fav and it's getting hot and heavy and they put their hands on your tummy and you're suddenly self conscious bc no one's ever really touched you there before and you try to push their hands away but they're like "no baby, please lemme feel you, you're so soft" and you're just like 🥺 o-okay and they groan so low and start fondling your chubby bits and moaning "fuck, I've wanted to do this forever" and and and—

Solomon, making a really good point about how demons & angels are really powerful and how they play about with humanity because of that, how despite being nice and liking humans, even (past?) Diavolo doesn't see them as equals

My dumb one-track monkey brain thinking about how just a few chapters ago Mammon spoke about how "human, angel & demon" are just labels that don't mean anything, (and in the context of the situation) implying that there's no difference between them and they're all just people, how Mammon goes on to adopt a 9yr old human girl and gets really happy when he gets called a good dad, how Mammon fits in almost seamlessly in the human world: hnnnng

Okay but for real,

Mammon got kicked out of a shop in the Devildom because he used to be an angel and he, rightfully, was upset and angry. He saw how his brothers were treated differently in the Devildom because they used to be angels, even though they are now demons, and he hated it, he wanted so badly to do something to make it all easier for them. He knows that despite everything, even as their Sins overtake them, they're still themselves - whether angel or demon, they're the same person.

Then he sees how Belphie instantly starts treating MC differently after finding out they're a human instead of a demon, despite the fact that they're still themself, the way they've always been. And he goes;

Actually, no. How about we don't do that.

Pls reblog if u vote :)

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.

The film is Dog Day Afternoon for anyone wanting to watch it

someone in my town has a pro life license plate and i have been letting my dog poop in their yard at night for 5 years. it’s called freedom of speech

its called being an asshole intolerant of other people’s belief systems

You’re getting poop yarded bitch

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missed you

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ʚ Nanami Kento x Fem Reader ɞ

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❥ Summary: You've gained weight and are feeling insecure, and Nanami understands. He gives you your space, but after a rough day at work and being rejected once again, he decides to confront you.

❥ Word Count: 3.7k

❥ CW: fem reader, reader gains weight and is insecure about it, slight angst, reader talks through their feelings, mentions of stretch marks, smut, breast play, oral (fem receiving), vaginal penetration, nicknames (darling, dear, love, girl, dearest, princess)

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

Always reblog the potato. 😄

C’mon, potato. Do your thing!

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

perfect

im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

Dude is that

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

This reminded me of this

While this bill doesn’t require states to allow same-sex marriage, it does require them to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states.

So anyone wanting to get married can travel to another state, get married, come back, and the state has to recognize their marriage as valid.

Finger Claw Rings from MyrilJewels

🌈Them gay shows 🌈

Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

I've been practicing :)

get got junior.

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purchase the unofficial swapfell sans (vice) plush!

my hc is that both kris and noelle are great ice skaters

"The characters onscreen...I felt like I knew them. They weren't people anymore. They were just shapes. And their lines were just things someone had written. They never existed. They never had feelings. They never would exist, either. And it felt so sad. Like I'd just lost these real people. And this whole thing we had, it was just...me, alone. And like that realization like dumped out of the screen and into real life. Went outside and the tree out front, I looked at it every day, it was like a friend outside the window. Now it was just a thing. Just a thing that was there. Growing and eating, and just being there. Like all the stuff I felt about the tree was just in my head. And there was some guy walking by, and he was just shapes. Just like this moving bulk of...stuff. And I cried, because nothing was there for me anymore."

Okay so the cartoon cat game destroyed me. Except for me, characters onscreen are the last to go. They feel realer than real people a lot of the time. Including like. Myself.

reposting my art all from twitter before i do anymore

I just wanna share this because I played almost 30 hours of the game like this and It just keeps getting worse and worse

I did the horrible mistake of naming the MC “Da Joker Baby” and I think this lead to to some of the dumbest fucking screenshots I have from the game

This is absolutely terrible

Gangsta Toriel