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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

A reblog from Neil Gaiman and having Lynda Carter reblog with a comment,

Potato absolutely works

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

This one

[ID video of a gamer controlling the player character by playing a recorder. the play character is looking through a scope at an enemy.  after playing a bit to follow the enemy’s movements, the player plays a high note which fires the gun, getting them a headshot. /End ID]

My father has had barn cats for my entire life and I was always told that we had to have barn cats because they kept down the rats and mice. But the most recent one died and unusually, no stray cats have been dumped at our house to become the next ones.  So my father starts talking about getting another one but has no idea how to acquire a cat because they’ve always just showed up.  And it turns into months and one day during our weekly call, he starts complaining about how desperately he needs a cat because the mice have chewed a hole into one of his food storage bins and he keeps seeing them run around taunting him.

And then, the next week, he’s even angrier.  Because now, the mice are gone, but there is a pair of barn owls nesting in his barn and feeding the mice to their babies!  And I start oohing and awing but he starts complaining even more because apparently, barn owls are bad omens and he needs to evict them  before they bring back luck to the farm.  But still, now the mice are no longer a problem.

And this just really points out that we don’t need invasive species. That feral cats are scaring away the native wildlife and taking the needed prey for those species.  We had cats for 26 years, but within months of them being gone, barn owls returned to the area and started raising young and it took the niche that we had filled with cats all these years.

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

Absolutely

But tony and berry are both boys

Tom and berry

Tom and jerry are can’t get pregnant

Transcription:

Tiktok 1: What’s a mistake you learned the hard way that you can now help people to avoid?

Tiktok 2: (slowly increasing in desperation) If your coworkers watch podcasts, don’t try to have conversations with them during lunch rush, right? Today we had a crazy lunch rush. I’m over here making fuckin chicken, I’m smacking bean bags, I’m trying to get rice going, I-I’m in the zone, right?

I see one of my coworkers, they’re just staring off into the distance. Right, I come up, I’m like “Hey? Are you good cause it’s game time, we gotta make the burritos,” right? And he was like, “You know humans have two lives?”

I was like, “What?” fuckin- I stopped what I was doing I’m like “What are you talking about.” He’s like, “We don’t start our second life until we realize we only have one life to live.” And I’m like, “It’s fuckin. Saturday. I want to go home. I bought uncrustables. Can we- can we go?”

He was like, “Yeah. Also, how did we start a first language if we didn’t have a language to start with in the first place?” And I’m like, “Who are you,” right? And he’s like “Do you like podcasts?”

We didn’t get out of work on time.

Listen to this with the sound on, he sounds so BROKEN

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

this man just posted a picture of himself in his review for a watch on amazon. the watch is nowhere to be seen

This felt like a punch to the throat

On one hand, this would exasperate any Frenchmen within earshot, so good for her.