hey whatever

their love language: hands

everything is fake. everything in the world is fake. the grass on the football field isn't even grass...it's plastic [...] all the people are fake. they're made of material. but I like you...and that's not fake

you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?

when sunbeams do this.

that is all.

Ian manhandling Mickey

Based on @eluincorrectquotes ’ post

Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion 

it is actually a thing, and it is frightening 

I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..

take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao 

America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!

OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM

8/12, but that’s only cus I know trivia. We barely learn the state map, let alone the globe’s :/

10/12 I‘m from Germany. I gotta say most of them were super easy 🙈

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone

Please.

From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart.  PLEASE.

Scheduled this for my 16th birthday, I don’t want a job but I’ll need one

Gonna need a job to move out of here eventually

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

Meirl

*sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you*

italian baptism

In nomi Patri, et Fili, et Formaggio Parmigiano-Reggiano.

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests