#TeamFortress2 Fans rejoice! Valve recently announced that in a future update, they're going to give Pyro "a ham and cheese sandwich"

hey bro, it’s weekend. join me in my gay heaven

I want to board a ship to travel abroad only to have it destroyed in a storm and I get washed up on an island later to be rescued by unbeknownst to me a crew of all-women pirates who are all brunettes and 25-30 y.o and one night they toss a throwing net at me and drag me out to the deck and beat me until I have brain damage and then tie me to the front of the ship and I become the new figurehead of the S.S neuteredcuck.

I want to find a genie lamp and before he can finish explaining the rules of wishes I ask for internal bleeding

this was such an era of posting

The business card was being used as a book mark. Found in Washington

Ima fucking Sailor... read about me shiddddd

j-son is maybe the most whimsical man alive rn

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We go estremely hard on tuseday nights

it's almost kafka struggles to eat a peach day are U guys as excited as i am

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

Im neva coming back to this scary ass country

Im neva coming back to this scary ass country

Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately

It's the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.