Him.
this is the funniest fucking thing, after you kinda murdered your professor you become friends and go to jcpenny for a friendship photoshoot
Just remembered Deltora Quest Tumblr might enjoy this: I made a Belt of Deltora dice set and if you arrange them numerically by number of sides, they're in the correct order!
Colin and Penelope, King and Queen of Plant Puns
Colin Bridgerton not courting Penelope Featherington - a summary
gifs inspired by @incorrectbridgerton 4/?
gifs inspired by @incorrectbridgerton 11/?
Stan: “I’m just gonna take an Oxy, relieve some of this pain.”
Jimmy, somewhere in the background:
Stan: At my funeral I’m going to have a trivia game with 1000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will
Jimmy: Bold of you to assume I’ll let you die
How I imagine water boy Roy draws his family… Poor Stan…
Friendly Jimmy: Stan, let me see what you have!
Stan the Water Man, running past: MORE OXY!
Friendly Jimmy, chasing after him: NO!
Kiki: Oh my god, where did he get Oxy?
Simon and Daphne + Tropes
Bonus:
"Before we process your refill, does ____ have any health conditions?"
Well Caremark the funny thing about prescription medication is-
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THEE GIRLBOSS EVER, RYAN BERGARA IN THE PUPPET HISTORY S5 FINALE
Who knew we all would be here one day