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💅💁Welcome Peasants!!💁💅

@hebicq

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When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

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When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

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me once the ethanol, hydrogen peroxide, and polymers from the 18 tide pods i just ate finally start getting absorbed by my intestines and start attacking my central nervous system

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i am laughing so hard!!!!! fuck!!!!

me and @shez-dead

I watched without sound at first and thought it couldn’t get any worse and then…

She was not having her shit

Becky hitting that shit hard af

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sharapwna

im celine dion laying down at an edm concert and raising my fists

My heart will go OFF

WHAT A YEAR

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Anonymous asked:

You ever get in one of those moods where you just kinda want to be tied down and fucked hard by multiple guys?

y’all know they have dms right

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rupaul - “lizzie mcguire, disney on ice”

lizzie - “i just landed from the north pole to serve the judges a taste of my eskimo pie henny I am giving ice cold looks and architecture elsa aint got nothing on this frozen fish”

judges comments:

ross matthews - “igloo azalea 

michelle visage - “which hole is bigger her front entrance or her back”

rupaul - “the only white bricks michelle won't sniff”

*judges cackle together in harmony