love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King dir. Peter Jackson
i personally do lateral tripod. dynamic tripod is the "proper" way and i believe most common, feel free to correct me.
#PrincessJedi lessons
the princess diaries (2001) || jedi: survivor - jedi coaching sessions (2023)
kinda annoys me that criticisms of representation in popular media were intended as a means to point out how people of colour, lgbt people, people with disabilities and other marginilised folks were systemically kept out of creative positions of power in the industry which lead to the creation of media that further marginilised them - but those conversations were mutated and co-opted. now, "representation" is mostly used as a shallow metric by which ppl judge the media itself rather than the system and people that made it. it's insane to me that people say "I won't watch succession because there's no lgbt/poc representation" or they'll say, "you have to watch xyz show because it has xyz representation". Representation and it's mere presence (or supposed absence) is not an indicator of quality in any way. moreover, discussing representation so reductively completely ignores creative intention and disregards real issues of systemic inclusion in favour of using aesthetics as a scapegoat. I need people to stop asking, "is this piece of media diverse?" and start asking, "who is telling this story, why is it being told, and who benefits most from telling it this way?". don't do yourself, art, or the fight the disservice of being reductive.
OMG
ASEXUAL BIRD??
the Birb says Ace rights
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Ace flag color picked from the Violet-backed starling
No one on Tumblr lies
That's why this has 1500 reblogs
Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos
With the announcement of the Harry Potter TV series, you will be made aware of the people in your social circle who are excited about it.
Now is a good time to stop knowing them.
The play here is fairly blatant.
- Hire new 12 year olds that haven’t condemned JK Rowling’s horrendous views
- Aggressively condemn the inevitable people who say shit about said 12 year olds online to take the moral high ground
- Turn it into a show that people hate watch for maximum revenue
Friendly reminder that JK Rowling is the executive producer for this show. So in addition to benefiting monetarily from its very existence, she will be an active participant in creating its narrative. I won't be watching it and I encourage everyone else to ignore its existence as well.
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
philosoverted-deactivated202006
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
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gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
madamebomb
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
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God I fucking love high fantasy
super curious bc ive been here for almost 10 years and everytime i follow over 400 blogs i get anxious 😭 but maybe its just me...
I’ve had a few blogs over the years but this one specifically I made in 2018
「 If you’re hearing this, you are stuck here too. 」 Returnal (2021, Housemarque, PS5)
