hey.

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

did we learn nothing

capybara kiss

Neil Krug and Jardine Libaire, Gold Twinz, 2021

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way

the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth

not for this one I don't think so

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

I'm just trying to get the mood right

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

This is what it feels like when people are having conversations on your post

mr. beast has given 5,000 rural children an all-expenses-paid trip to the big city to develop postmodern anomie and eventually become podcasters

mr. beast has begun teaching farm animals about the inescapable duhkha of the endless cycle of birth and death and has already given several horses and cows the buddha nature

mr. beast has given me a handjob under the table

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard