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TIL, that at the Universeity of California, Berkeley, a worm and a fly collided at high speed in a laboratory at the University. The worm was traveling at approximately 1 meter per second and the fly was traveling at approximately 2 meters per second. The impact of the collision caused the fly to be knocked unconscious and the worm to be killed instantly.

this is what they’re doing in the large hadron collider every day

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I saw this post at 5:00 in the morning and dismissed it as a fever dream and I scroll to find it was real

just realized how rough the past 2 days have been for uncles

Settle a bet.

soooo true bestie

Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

there are many images that bounce around in my skull constantly. this is one of them

same energy

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

not to be autistic but i wish i could purr because conveying the fact that i feel positive takes so much energy. i could just make Chest Sound

Very occasionally, Twitter has some good advice.

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

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Ooh! It’s free!

coke zero themed abortion

reckon this one's gonna fly all on its own

Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts

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