i mean this as is they seem like they’re good at the subject but honestly interpret it as whatever
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything
I lost my guitar pick like two months ago so ive been using a folded up piece of cardstock and thankfully I don't use one often but still jfc I need to steal one from my dad next time I visit. #punk
very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
job applications will have you saying shit like "i have a passion for scheduling"
honestly... this is me... secretary pilled. i will literally hunt people down who are double booked and inform them of the scheduling errors. i have no excuse or responsibility to be doing this btw. i'm just insane
Anonymous asked:
Is he eepy?
The eepiest eeper to have ever eeped
guy who says "heart react" out loud in conversation in response to statements he likes and approves of yet has no meaningful addition to
THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives