please let me get that job in algae management

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

AGAIN?

I could use some 💪 luck

Fuck it I could use some luck

Stuff like this radicalizes me. How is this the best system we have?

"their" owner, as in, owner of the workers...????

Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.

Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.

Reblog to cast and pass the blessing!

Blanca Bitchcraft

cishet men with big thighs or a big ass is literally a hate crime from god

like....his ass is NOT getting ate. his thighs are NOT getting grabbed and hoisted up like.....what's even the point

I could use some 💪 luck

Fuck it I could use some luck

G̶͈͔̪̭̫̩͘ͅO̵̧̟̥̮̹͉̱̪͌̌͑͋̎̕O̵̙̳͈̪̝̪̜̬͎͗͠D̵̫̫͚͖̻̻̗̳͈̊͜͝͝͝ ̶̪̩͉͚̑̆̄̀̇̔͒L̴̪̭̟̿U̷̪̩̾̀̂̿͒̅̂̚͝C̸̹̼̻̣̱̱̄͊͋̈́K̵̭̹͍͇̒̽̃͘͝͝

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me

And So It Is.

and so it is.

And so it is.

Bless.

By the power of three times three, let it be

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

This is the Money Goat! Reblog the Money Goat to win fabulous cash prizes!

A warning: the cash will smell just a little bit like a goat.

Behold, the money goat stands at the door and knocks! If anyone hears its bleat and opens the door, the goat will dine with him, and he with the goat.

…but that might get messy, so you might just want to step out onto the porch and pet him. :)

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

reblogging because I love her 🥺

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

The rice when I accidentally take the salmon off of the nigiri sushi

Tupac

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

y'all need some pixels?

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

wHat did I just put my eyes on

“The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury

Not quite a short story, but read in class: “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” from The Twilight Zone

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

“The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

the lottery by shirley jackson

i can’t believe Roald Dahl’s “The Landlady” wasn’t already mentioned and also it’s not so much unsettling as more absurdist but “The Leader” by Eugene Ionesco definitely made me go wtf

Ett halvt ark papper. I cried so much.

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

A Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury 

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby, by Donald Barthelme

I read Ray Bradbury’s “All Summer In A Day” in seventh grade (it wasn’t assigned, I was just going through my textbook for new stuff to read) and as a bullied kid with SAD, it Fucked Me Up.

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts, by Shirley Jackson

Eh, this was more like community college, but The Star by Arthur C. Clarke

Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl

and this story that I can’t remember the name of and can’t find, though it might be by O. Henry? it’s about a bunch of demons who want to stop Santa Claus from going through with Christmas, and he must travel through the mountains they inhabit to escape their vices? (good christ I can’t remember the name for the life of me)

Ok but the laughing man and a good day for bananafish but j.d. Salinger

The City (195) Ray Bradbury. An intense commentary on colonialism and space exploration. I read it for a sci fi survey class.

Another short story I read in that sci fi class was Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin. A commentary on humanity and how human we believe ourselves to be. Also, an interesting commentary on mental health.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom, written in 1947 by Ango Sakaguchi. It made my skin crawl the first time I read it.

Also going to recommend For A Breath I Tarry by Roger Zelazny, a commentary on whether AI can become human in a future without humans: http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/forbreat.txt

whoever posted “The Laughing Man” and “A Good Day For Bananafish” is Correct

“The Scythe” by Ray Bradbury

I read a book of 100 Bradbury stories in one weekend as a teen ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stories_of_Ray_Bradbury) and it Fucked Me Up. I couldn’t think straight for a month.

I can’t remember the author and maybe the title is wrong, but Cold Equations.

It is about how they find a stowaway on a spaceship, who is a young girl who wants to see her brother.

I haven’t read the novel but the short story Flowers for Algernon made me cry. We didn’t read it in class but I came across it at high school.

As someone with learning difficulties it hit me really hard

[ID: a tweet by @Blankshotart that reads “Introduce yourself as your name’s meaning (first middle last) I’m Determined Gaurdian, from the People’s Meadow, One that Weaves /End ID]

I'm white rose, the moon goddess, fucking...cow farmer?????