mr. boombastic

this gets a burst of notes every friday

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

Carnally

Stop being funnier than me

I really loved this moment.

there are worse places he could have picked to fight a water bender but the list isn’t very long

a collection™

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

this website was a mistake

just shampooed cow... grazing genderlessly...

Im happy, hurting, and healing at the same time. dont ask me how

rainy day

I don’t think that’s what he was talking about….

Wake up babe, new cursed capitalist doublespeak euphemism just dropped

Look, I may not be an explorer or-or an adventurer or-or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I...am a librarian.

if you’re gonna give your baby an ipad you might as well leave them in a casino

just let them play slots in vegas. if they’re gonna get their tiny little brains overstimulated by lights and sounds they might as well become an earner

Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning "noble" or "lovely" or "beautiful". It can also mean, in various contexts, "graceful," "lush," "splendid," "mirthful," or "majestic".

The adjective in question is "wlonk".

“Deux Chatons et un Escargot” | Alfred Arthur Brunel de Neuville

Disney Facial Expressions

this person was animated by someone on too much caffeine with a huge love of lip sync, teeth, and a healthy disregard for how real peoples move because life is better exaggerated especially when you’re dropping facts

so what I’m saying is you’re all wrong this is a Don Bluth character

Do they make a Hallmark card for the 3 yr anniversary of this?

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

Sticky hand wall update

Yep… totally fine…

Update the third.

True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.

hand in unlovable hand

What if we were both sticky hands and on a wall

A man made up random bills, and just sent them over to Facebook and Google. Facebook and Google, not caring, paid those bills thinking they were just random bills they had to pay. He stole around $122million.

we are all Morty

based on the myth of menelaus encountering helen during the fall of troy:

imagine how much less shit the gods would get up to in ancient greek myth and literature if every mortal they screwed over was allowed to punch them one time really hard in the face

more greek myth stuff

more ancient studies comics