I am In (Afflatus) Misery 🌺

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

that one death grips song on government plates

Bring me your largest pizza

It's come to my attention that tumblr never got to see these

i haven't seen this here yet so heads up

the relevant passages:

This policy was published on June 15, 2023 and will take effect on July 24, 2023. The previous version of this policy can be viewed here.

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This Section 11 (which we’ll also refer to as the “Arbitration Agreement” or “Agreement”) applies only if you are a user in North or South America, and applies to the fullest extent allowable by law.

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christ thank you i forgot about Hellmo's no-unlogged-in views bs

"Longing ocean deep There's no remedy Chasing ghosts and dreams Lost felicity Somewhere ocean deep In my memories The wound inside won't heal Until we join in eternal sleep"

The only thing I need tumblr to do is to get like... cool with the idea you can hire people here to do commissions for you and to like.. consider monetary support for artists cuz one of the reasons and the biggest reason I moved to twitter in the first place is because people there buy my art. I make a living there doing art. And the vibe here is **we don't do that here** If you want artists to be here and do art you gotta be okay with the concept of artists trying to make money. I hate capitalism as much as the next person but I'm also 30 years old living with my fucking parents because I can't pay for a 1 bedroom apartment. Artists are not 'big business'. We're not Disney. We're just people trying to make a living or some money for groceries and shit.

This is a really odd post to me. Obviously my experiences are not universal but I make like… the majority of my money here advertising on tumblr. And I do it full time. I also used to get a fair amount of commissions back when I was doing them. I don’t really see the averse nature to artists advertising themselves either. However, I have NEVER been able to make Twitter work.

I think it just really depends on how much and where you advertise, and what kind of circles you are a part of here.

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies