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dyke with unpredictable hyperfixations

@hazelthewolfo

Hazel :), I'm a furry who likes marvel, anime, manga, vocaloid, science, and various other things. I also like to draw sometimes. transphobes and antisemites can fuck off

AYO GUESS WHAT I ACTUALLY DREW SOMETHING FOR ONCE

anyway here is, its one of my OCs, her name is Fluffy btw if you even care

also ignore the weird lighting i don't really know how to take good pictures and I just have the lighting of my desk lamp lol

Why are website settings temporary now. Why do I have to constantly go back and tell websites to quit showing me shit. Leave me be

"snooze this feature for 30 days" what if I hit you over the head what then

I was in that Jurassic Park scene where those kids were getting chased by velociraptors in the kitchen, but the velociraptors were made of millions upon millions of Pikmin. I was terrified.

being proactive w cultivating your fandom space is good but also weird because occasionally you'll see a post that's like, "we need to address [problem in fandom you have literally never heard of before]" or "I'm tired of fics that [characterization you have literally never encountered]" and you just end up nodding along and trusting that your mutuals have seen horrors you cannot fathom because you have a very extensive blacklist

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

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actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

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never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing