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I Should Be Sewing

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I'm terrible at short, pithy descriptions...can we just pretend this says something clever?
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People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

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Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?

For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.

(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any opinions on Scholomance?

I do! I like it a lot. I really enjoyed all three books, blitzed through them easily and was much more excited to see how the plots unfolded than I'm used to these days, as a jaded adult, and I also really appreciated them as works of craft.

Especially the first one, I spent the whole time being all 'wow!' at how simple it was. So easy to read, but no waste. You really need to know what you're doing, to get that kind of pared-down elegance of form to work and still fit so much content in.

Like these are dense, there's a fantastic stylistic minimalism that allows El's character all the space it needs to breathe by making absolutely every other thing and person in the whole novel also do character work for her, which is exactly where the first person voice shines.

Also great use of character perspective to make the pacing feel really natural, so the fact that the first book takes three weeks, the second book takes one year, and the third book is like. Five or so incredibly stressful days spread out over the course of a few weeks? Doesn't feel imbalanced.

I actually got distracted from the story a few times by noticing the strength of Novik's technique. 😂 This is a me problem, in itself it's the opposite of distracting. Very low-profile.

I think the Scholomance is a great example of how far you can go in specfic when you aren't cringing from the label 'derivative,' because the Scholomance books feel very fresh ad clean specifically because nothing in them is concerned with standing out as 'original,' whatever that's supposed to mean, only with being well-executed and suitable to its task.

Hm, maybe that's where Liesel was born, the intersection of the efficient narrative style and the vast proportion of the story that concerns the maximization of utility and the instrumentalization of persons by themselves and others, and the forces that incentivize these behaviors. Or maybe she's just the narrative counterweight to Orion 'Head Empty' Lake lmao. How's that for a principle of balance, Galadriel?

I really did enjoy how beautifully it was laid out, over and over, in dozens of shades of humanity, how no matter where you go in an exploitative system almost everyone is being driven by the same survival instincts.

Because I don't think I've ever seen made so cleanly clear why you just can't expect any person or small group of people, no matter their level of goodwill or status, to unmake one of these systems from the inside; how it's not a matter of people being bad but of every single person being very...small.

And then not retreating into the idea of a person who is Big coming and breaking the cruel system from the outside as some kind of panacea, because 1) that is terrible, even if it's necessary and done in the best way possible and 2) that's not a sustainable answer to anything. Getting a balance between the protagonist being able to effect change and not subscribing to the great man theory of history can be really tricky!

Also did I mention, I love El, and I love most of the cast, even the dreadful ones. How am I going around with this many feelings about Li Shanfeng who doesn't appear until the actual climax?

The romance murdered me a bit, but it took up no more space than it absolutely needed to do its job, and I respect that. Also I appreciated Orion as a love interest; Novik has a slight record at this point of a version of that style of male love interest who's like a caricature of Mr. Darcy but old, which was shaping up to be my least favorite thing about her body of work.

...Orion is kind of like if you took the human king from Spinning Silver and gave him an alignment flip come to think of it, so he's not coming out of nowhere. Lmao.

Which reminds me (re: romance character typing) I've heard Novik didn't want it to be known she was astolat, which this series has renewed my sympathies if so. Because if I were a published novelist I wouldn't want people going 'you know, that resolution was really emotionally satisfying! reminds me of that fic she wrote where optimus prime and megatron get stuck in a hole underground and hatefuck about it.'

I don't even like Transformers. That fic almost made me cry. Actually I suspect it reads better if you don't like Transformers because I'm sure it does not give a shit about canon.

Anyway, whoever pointed out that one of the things El has going on is she's Enoby (and we're going to sit down and explore what the true reason to put your middle finger up at preps is, and what are some constructive ways to channel that socioeconomic wrath, and what it means that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism) was right and I'm not entirely over that either.

Fucking love El's mom as a character. Spectacular level of parent relevance and usefulness. A+.

Aadhya and Liu are also characters who fucking delivered.

Re: minimalism though, I laughed at the start of The Golden Enclaves when I realized that none of the enclaver characters who'd gotten development in the the first two books were from London, the enclave El was theoretically shooting for when we met her.

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i mean, given how thoroughly Orion is reduced to his role as The Hero and what an important element of the story that is, i'd argue he's at least as much an engagement with fandom's Harry Potter as he is fandom's Draco Malfoy.

(though i wouldn't be surprised to learn that if you'd read Cassandra Claire's notoriously plagiarism-riddled early work you'd see allusions to the trendsetting Draco In Leather Pants lmao)

but iirc Enoby recruits both characters to her whatever is going on in My Immortal and harry changes his name to Vampire to be more goff so an amalgam makes. sense. as;lkdfsj;kldfklj

sidebar you know i love how Orion is just swanning around with silver Main Character Hair and it is so deliberately never called out as bizarre by any character, despite no one else in the whole setting having unusual coloring.

silver's a great choice, because it doesn't require any pigments or anything; it's a hair color human bodies do produce naturally. but not usually teenage ones. so is this in fact a sign of how his body has been under profound unnatural stress for its entire existence? who knows. not gonna even look at it.

but i think yeah, scholomance is definitely engaging with Harry Potter both as deliberately (and often thoughtlessly) constructed literary work and as cultural presence, which includes a lot of what people have done in reply to the fuckery and lacunae in the source text.

one thing i kept noticing without having any particular takeaway on it was the contrast between the handing of Hogwarts-the-setting as essentially a character in its own right which is implied to have some form of will and take 'sides,' but which ultimately does not possess agency and is not engaged with as a conscious entity ever

and the scholomance, which is understood to be not a person, but absolutely aware enough to be malevolent. and then further understood to be not truly malevolent but an utterly amoral, inhuman thing compelled by its design to maximize student survival rate at any cost--no justice, no goodness, only the cold numbers. the social-darwinist numbers rigged from the start to favor the children of its creators, and to eat the others alive to power its mission.

and then it throws itself on the pyre just as wholeheartedly as it did all those children, when the numbers say that's how to win the numbers game.

(and then they go back and save it.)

and like. it's great as an approach to the whole genre deal of magical school, where there's always a struggle in writing between the individuality of the people who make up the faculty etc and their function as part of the institution--that is, to do that justice you often need to take wayyyyy too much page time off the students. so this is a clever efficiency, in the way it contracts all the systemic injustice of a society into one inhuman entity. shaped by human will and prejudice, but not requiring you to directly engage with human individuals; a sort of social thought-experiment.

but i feel like there's an interaction with the textual handling of hogwarts specifically that i can't quite pin down.

anyway i think one of the interesting points of rebuke is that even when the power of friendship and purity of intent and so forth do n fact save the day. the text scrupulously avoids positioning survival in itself as a rhetorical victory.

winning doesn't mean you were right, it just means you were strong or lucky or clever. that's true at the beginning and it's still true at the end. do not endorse the idea that having something is proof you deserve it more than people who don't.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March