I WAS JOKING OK I DIDNT MEAN FOR ME TO BE RIGHT T-T
I physically cannot leave this in the tags
he looks like if the third reich designed a ken doll
Sarah Maas pausing Mist and Fury to make sure we’re all 100% clear on the fact that Rhys’s dick is bigger than Tamlin’s.
being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”
I wanna put him in a lil snowglobe and shake him
I finished a Court of Thorns and Roses deciding I was gonna be a diehard team Rhys shipper cuz I carried a torch for Eric Northman and was eventually rewarded.
I was not prepared for Mist and Fury to give me everything I wanted IMMEDIATELY.
This is… not my typical experience with media, to say the least.
Apparently I have avoided all Thorns and Roses spoilers for six years but in my defense I thought acotor was a voltron ship.
Infinite Garfield generator
this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid
A devil has been making a deal with people: $1 million dollars for 1 year off of your life. They become worried when the same person makes the deal over 100 times.
Important image for all your wizard memeing needs
reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
why are twitter users calling out the therian kittengirl who's wanted by the US government and who just leaked the US no-fly list with a ":3" for being a bi lesbian. lgbt infighters are on another level. it has 9 girlfriends and is an enemy of the state, I think it can use whatever labels it wants at this point 😭
Reblog if your blog is polyamorous it/its bi lesbian therian kittengirl friendly
This is half a joke but actually do reblog if you're polyam inclusive, neopronouns inclusive, m-spec les/gay inclusive, therian/otherkin inclusive, etc
Sometimes you're gonna see a really stupid post and you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut online but you can always say "Shut the fuck up dumb fuck" out loud, they can't hear you when you do that.
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
Hello my royalty.
(Sorry just a joke)
I feel like I do not talk enough to you.
So how are you?
Sorry if this is way too random
I haven’t been on tumblr but the flavor of weird here has no true equivalent, so I’m trying to come back.













