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a place to dump some of the best/useful/hilarious prompts found in tumblr and from random inspiration bursts.
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Levi, *gets down on one knee*

Y/n: “oh my god! It’s finally happening!”

Levi, *falls over*

Y/n: “the poison is finally kicking in..”

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Levi: “Hey y/n, can I take you to my therapy session next week?”

Y/n: “Sure, but why?”

Levi: “Hange thinks I’m making you up.”

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Hange: “You drink too much caffeine, Levi.”

Levi, holding his mug: “Coffee spelled backwards it’s ‘eeffoc’.”

Levi, takes a long gulp of coffee: “And fortunately, I do not give eeffoc about your option.”

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me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

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‘idiots in love’ prompts

## for idiots who are pining for each other but aren't aware that they're pining for each other.

  • “you’re so cute.” “what did you just say?” “i said you look like a boot.”
  • “we should compare hands, you know. science.” “what?” “what? it’s not like we haven’t done anything worse.”
  • “yeah, okay, so what if i dreamt about kissing you? don’t we all do that to our best friends? …no? what do you mean no?”
  • “you’re cute.” “what?” “i said you look like a fruit.” “that doesn’t even make any sense.”
  • “how do i know if i have a crush on someone?” “well, you can’t stop thinking about them, you feel strange when they’re around, and then you want to— why are you looking at me like that.”
  • “i can’t get you out of my head.” “...thanks?”
  • “would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest.” “honestly? yes. do i care? no.”
  • “i feel strange when you’re around.” “do you have a fever or something?”
  • “just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn’t, like, mean anything, by the way. not in that way, at least. unless you want it to mean something. i don’t mind. that’s cool.”
  • “you’re an idiot.” (it stands for ‘i love you’)
  • “...” “...” “do you want to kiss?” “yeah.”
  • “this sounds like you’re flirting with me.” “...i have been trying to do that for three years now.”

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Saying "I Love You" Without Saying "I Love You" (Fluff)

I ask that if you use my prompts, tag me in them. I don't need credit, I'd just like to see how you use them.

When "I love you" isn't enough.

Cw: there is two (2) mentions of sex, once referred to as "fuck". A couple of lines have swearing.

  • "You mean everything to me."
  • "I can't say it back, but I need you to know I feel the same way."
  • "I genuinely don't think I've ever felt this strongly about anyone like I feel for you."
  • "I got you a little gift." "Awww! Thank you, this is sweet. What's the occasion?" "Nothing. I just saw it and I thought of you."
  • "Here. Happy Birthday." "Oh... my goodness. I... I can't accept this, it's too much." "You can. I want you to have it. You deserve only the very best."
  • *Pounces on them, kissing them deeply as soon as they come home* "Wow, what was that for?" "I just really missed you, today."
  • "I sometimes have to stop myself from grabbing you and kissing you." "Why would you stop yourself?" "I don't know."
  • "I don't ever want to stop touching you." "Good. Because I never want you to stop touching me."
  • "I cleaned the house, and the car, I made your favourite food, I gave the dog a bath, and I sorted through the accounts." "That's sweet of you, but how come?" "You've been really stressed lately, and I wanted you to come home and relax."
  • "When you smile at me, I have to remember to breathe sometimes."
  • "Dude, I just can't get her out of my head. I don't think I want to. All I want is to give her everything she's ever wanted." "Yeah, sounds like you love her, mate." "...Maybe I do."
  • "I want to marry you, have babies with you, buy you presents, kiss you, fuck you, make sure you've eaten and slept well, watch your hair go grey and your skin wrinkle and your belly go soft— be next to you for the rest of my life and whatever comes after it."
  • "I don't believe in coincidences. Someone upstairs sent me to you, saw that we needed each other more than anything, and I will thank them until my dying day."
  • "I think dying by your side, when we've lived a long, happy life, would be the best way to go."
  • "Ughhhhh... I don't want to go to work. I want to stay here and hug you all day."
  • "I have been blessed with you in my life, and I will spend it making sure you don't regret it."
  • "There isn't really anyone else. You're it for me."
  • "Saying your name brings me so much happiness."
  • "When you say my name, my brain just kind of fries. In a good way, though."
  • "God, you are so much better than my dreams."
  • "Hey, I got two tickets to this thing, I was wondering if you wanted to go with me?" "Me? Are you sure? Wouldn't you rather take one of your friends?" "No, not really. I'd rather take you."
  • "You're my best friend." "I thought James was your best friend." "No. You are my best friend."
  • "You make me so happy." "You make me happy, too." "I'm glad."
  • "I don't want you any other way. I want you as you are."
  • "You're my favourite person."
  • "I want you." "I'm not in the mood tonight—" "No, not sex. I want you. I want to know more. Talk to me, anything you want."
  • "I could sit here and listen to you forever."
  • "Your voice gives me goosebumps."
  • "When I look at you, my heart swells in my chest. That's never happened to me before."
  • "We'll see, James, I gotta ask the Missus." "We're not married." "That can be resolved."

I'm not that proud of this one, but I'll post it anyway in case someone else likes them.

-M

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