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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

Reblog if you are fine

And no hangovers! 

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Et tube Brute?

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

The year is 2062. I'm sitting on my porch on our collective farm somewhere in the Florida Archepalego and my grandbabies have just gotten home from a long, hard day of fighting off the tech raiders that periodically launch attacks from the Disney(tm) Exclusion Zone. I pull out a photo album full of memes I printed out from the First Internet and say, "Hey, you young'ns come gather 'round. Did you know your meemaw used to write some pretty funny greentexts back in the day?"

My beautiful granddaughter Elagabalus Oyster-13 Ironside-McKracken sadly sighs and shakes her head, resolving that it's finally time to put Meemaw in a home.

My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can't be arsed

So with gas being so expensive and groceries also being more expensive grocery shopping is becoming a whole *thing* now. The cheaper grocery stores are down the highway while the more expensive hip grocery stores are on my street… lots of pro and con-ing going on. basically I’m saying tear down Whole Foods and build an Aldi thanks

!!! “a different kind of food desert”

Oh heavens the wealthy among us struggle as they finally succumb to their expensive, impractical, and over gentrified neighborhoods. I pity them.

this is clearly about poor people living in areas that have been gentrified and taken over by the rich. read the screenshot again. do you seriously think ‘the wealthy among us’ are the ones struggling to feed their families on SNAP

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

Messaging about how everyone is an addict bc of the prevalence of e.g. caffeine dependency that aims to destigmatize other addiction (e.g. to illicit drugs) doesn’t really do the trick, unfortunately. It ends up backfiring in the sense that now people feel guilty about their caffeine use and aren’t likely more sympathetic to illicit drug users.

We’ve really got to get to the heart of the matter, which is that people are self-soothing, self-medicating, coping in whatever ways they can find with intolerable circumstances. We’re not bad bc we feel we need caffeine, or a hit, or a drink!! Ever, at all! Let’s ask: in what ways are our basic needs not being met? For sleep, for food, for safety, for connection? Why do we need substances for energy, motivation, or relaxation? To function or to escape?

The substances we call drugs have always been around in some form. Widespread addiction hasn’t. That’s a construct (w some biological components ofc), a way we stigmatize reliance on substances in a world that’s unbearable and whose demands we can’t meet. We don’t want to say “addiction is bad and widespread,” we want to say “why are so many people unable to function in the world as it is?”

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

this might not be entertaining to anyone else but. check out this absolutely baffling blog article about penguin meat that im pretty sure was written by AI

claims this article makes

broccoli are girls to me