mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

the sauropods outside:

hey what are they doing

Nanna nanna…

god dammit

Stop

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.  Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

what a badass

What production of Heathers is this

This one

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

Ask and ye shall recive

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony…

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

Ah. I’m in hell. 

i kept scrolling hoping to find the heritageposts date but then i realized this was made within the last year. hellsite.

That just means that it will be a heritagepost someday.

Political Compass

this feels like a 2012 post

heres my take

Hate this.

Instead of hogwarts houses, we should say what tumblr sexyman we are in

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

DedSec’s Main members

My dearly beloved (also from july)

concept valentine's Wrench i wasnt able to finish on time because i IMMEDIATELY got employed during valentine's LMAO

  マーカスとおじさんズ

the mandela effect is so funny cause

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

仲良しコンビが可愛くて仕方ない！thank you UBI😘

I love how Ray genuinely considered it for a split second LMFAO

hot take maybe, but no comic has ever gotten close to the way gotham is portrayed in Gotham by Midnight like. multiple characters straight up saying that the city EATS people... gotham having its own deities... altars on the sidewalks of the narrows to gotham-specific saints... "they folded their crime into the shape of a city" & "i am gotham's caul, torn from the city at the moment of its first breath. betrayed. murdered. cast into the swamps" & "gotham city is a crucible. all of us are tested. those who cannot endure will be devoured"

it is THE most "gotham as its own character and an active participant in the story" comic ever like

nobody gets gotham like fawkes gets gotham. this shit was SO hot

it's also maybe the funniest comic ever written