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worm with problems

@hawkeabelas / hawkeabelas.tumblr.com

Salem | 32 | they/them | nonbinary disaster lesbian | current active brainrot: bone lesbians and miraculous children
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kyitsya

this is very nonsensical, but here’s a take on nathalie with the butterfly miraculous 🦋

(i like to think that she can glide with the wings)

i will say one of the best bits in she-ra was scorpia having all this plot-relevant information solely because she went to force captain orientation and catra didn't

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

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jame7t

sorry you have to use the guest bathroom. yeah the one with the malachite toilet. yeah it wasnt sealed. are you going or not

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jame7t

[ frowns and packages my malachite toilet and sends it back to the ACME warehouse ]

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today