⚠️ZARD ZONE⚠️

the spell worked

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

this is so funny we should all-

*suddenly my form is altered*

Every Americans dream

My son Max hanging out with Chester Cheetos, Williamsburg floor model #286b, and hotdiggedydemon. They’ve all gathered to fuck some socks in public

my penis image collection

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

One struggle 🫡

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there's this guy

Nothing wrong with me

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

SHAPESHIFT WITH ME

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