This show just didn’t give any fucks and I love it

I’m the old lady

John Mayer (via thelovejournals)

This shit is actually happening

Cheated on, lied to, mistreated, left for someone else, & dropped w/no explanation, but still tryna love like I've never been hurt.

highmami

Belle Jar (via belle-jarred)

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

me at the fucking grocery store lmfao

me:  the stars are beautiful tonight

you: yeah

me:  you know what else is beautiful

you: (blushing) what?

me:  the moon.  the planets.  the rest of the galaxy.  i fucking love space

cider is so much better than beer like…when faced with the choice of having alcohol made out of apples vs. alcohol made out of mulled fartweed I will always choose apples 

Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life.

(via difficult)