i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

just fucking murdered the shit out of some stupid old camera and it spat out a naked picture of a buff guy 

thats crazy. anyway how’s your relationship with your wife

that’s not important right now

the signs they have in hell in good omens r so silly

paparazzis photograph Madonna leaving the gym London, England - february 7th, 2007

god damn, I really hope whoever reads this has a good day

like

I don't know you

but I can tell you really do deserve a good day

whatever it takes to make today a good day, if possible, please do it

June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

Exit, pursued by bear.

@exeuntpursuedbyabear

The description of the original video:

Translation:

“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”

EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING

La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣

“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS

Unrestrained summer fun

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

LET'S KEEP IT GOING

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

LET'S KEEP IT GOING

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

normalize whistling as a love language

wait oh my god

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

He’s so fucking stupid <3

Sound on I beg you

Audio: A cartoonish "bonk" as the cat hits the tank followed by a person's muffled laughter

PIH is working hard to reduce poverty while improving human health.

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

for any trans girls out there I just wanted to let you know that your boobs will HORT when they're growing. they will FIGHT BACK. they are INTRODUCING. THEMSELVES.

better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them

hoping is not necessary, this is just something that will happen. but do whatever you want

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

reblogging for that comment jhc