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Why do my fingers smell like wet cat food?

This just in: gay men being upset about lack of gay rep and aces rejoicing over homophobic censorship is equivalent to entitled middle class white women yelling at underpaid employees, more at 11

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It would be a real shame if instead of being covered by paint, which can be removed, bronze statues of racists were to come into contact with saltwater or tomatoes and be destroyed by irreversible bronze disease.

It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.

It was always a lie.

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]

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These q///rplatonic bitches will be like ‘I married the love of my life!!! We’re not in a romantic relationship tho’ and wonder why actual gay people think they’re jokes

I mean it's honestly kinda sad that so many gay people in romantic relationships seem to think their relationship is somehow platonic when they fit the textbook definition of a romantic partnership

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Anonymous asked:

I live inan incredibly conservative town and our only form of open gay pride (a rainbow crosswalk) was the subject of vandalism twice in the week it was painted. I’m constantly scared that somebody is going to snap and decide to beat the shit out of me for daring to be gay. I’m scared to talk about my boyfriend in public. I’m scared for my safety, for my life, and all because I’m a bisexual trans man. ‘Allosexual privilege’ my ass. Sometimes I wish I were a cishet ace so I wasnt oppressed

I'm sorry you're going through that, I know how difficult living in a conservative area is. cishet aces rly are completely disconnected huh

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"I'm aromantic but I'm in a committed relationship that has everything that romantic relationships have and which everyone perceives as romantic" okay so like....how is aromantic a distinct category then? Why do you need special spaces and activism? This makes my head hurt

"I'm aromantic but I'm in a literal romantic relationship" the contradictions...

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i really hope that person gets over their internalized homophobia. :( i was in a similar situation where my aroace crush told me they wanted to "friend marry" me and all that stuff, and then years later they told me they were in love with me after i brought up the idea of a romantic relationship to them. things are a lot better now, and they're addressing the trauma that led them to think that way.

yeah internalized homophobia really sucks and it's so easy to cover it up by deciding you're aspec and you're in a non-romantic gay relationship, I hope they get over it

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Hmm i think instead of making a post about how i wish in society/media there wasn’t such an emphasis on a happy ending being dependant on needing a straight relationship, i will call a gay man aphobic, tell him he has allo privilege, accuse him of derailing his own post, and say he is trying to pit two communities against each other because he said he wants better gay representation :) wow life as an acey sure is tough

inclus will derail my post and then say I derailed it by replying to them

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that clefairy person is having a full blown meltdown on her blog and it's so worrying like if someone is gonna react that badly i think it's time to log off because this site is clearly not doing any favors

if discourse is affecting your mental health that badly then stay out of discourse, it's understandable to not want to engage. tumblr really isn't good for some people and that's fine, but it's on them to not get into discourse or to retreat from it when it starts negatively affecting them

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