someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have
Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away
Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours
Me, with my own cups in my own home
moiraismywife-deactivated201801
disney punk edits has nolimits look they even edited old man giuseppe
stevencinematicuniverse
his name is geppetto
demonshauntingcomputers
god he’s hot
This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting
Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond
My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.
even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”
My dinnar 💪💯❗💥
This is one of your worst posts yet man
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
“Ever since I’ve taken my dog off prozac he’s been sooo saaassy!” insane sentence from my coworker
God the women you put on earth to be sexy and read fanfic are being forced to work
it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?
Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.
foothive2-deactivated20190813
Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements
The elements?
No. I insist. Let me kill myself at the foot of your bed tonight. Its the least I can do, since you spotted me a couple bucks last week
