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Individual headcanons for how Yandere RWBY take Jaune having dated before he met them? Bonus if they find out his didn’t eneter their lives chaste and virginal

Ruby becomes much more territorial and isolating, now more insecure and afraid of Jaune leaving her for the first girl he dated. The revelation of him being ‘tainted’ by another woman shook her up, shattering the perfect little fairy tale she saw her romance as.

Weiss makes it her right to know where he is and what he is doing at any moment throughout the day. Whenever they spend more than an hour apart, she will routinely inspect him for any signs of some whore. Lipstick, hair, even the smell of perfume. Everything is reason for suspicion. 

Blake becomes more sexually active. Any time both of them can, they will have sex. This is Blake’s way of cleansing him of any dirt and doubt as she stakes her claim on Jaune.

Yang is the mixture of triumph and tranquil rage. She will take any opportunity to show off Jaune as her - and only hers - all the while cheering on how she saved him from the clutches of some other woman. Do not approach her though if you are a woman. You will end a red splatter on the wall. 

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stolen thunder

kali and blake. is it true that you two got ghira in trouble on purpose so he has to stay in jail so you two can be belly dancers for jaune at your place?

“We didn’t really get him in too much trouble.”

“We just haven’t answered the phone yet.”

The mother and daughter duo looked completely carefree as they performed the seductive dance for their man of the heart and the house.

They would eventually get Ghira out. Right after Jaune rewarded his two kittens for picking the right side.

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will joked during the live listen that he wanted an ace attorney objection with matt and anthony's fight about crypto from the newest episode so i spent too much time on this

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

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how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while...

We have another one...

You see this? You see what politics does? You see what happens when you raise an entire generation to spend every waking second obsessing over political ideology and hunting for a boogeyman to pin all the problems of the world on?

Burn your politics, become a human.