short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7
"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"
girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:
choose your fighter.
this is for the people who hate x readers in the main character tag, the people who hate hearing about other’s ocs, the people who don’t like the content in properly tagged fics (with warnings and a readmore), and the people who are tempted to be mean when they see someone's anon asks are turned on
It's Wet Beast Wednesday
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cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!
im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called
beefcake craig
delightful news everypony
micro-usb
Why would you hide this in the tags?
Ew dude gross, don't put your faith in me, I don't know where it's been.
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
wait how could i forget!!!
—heard i was trans when i started working there but thought i was trans in the other direction so got offended on my behalf when he heard people calling me “he/him”
nothing I can say on this blog will be funnier than the things that come from this boy’s brain
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the making posts limit not reading posts this isn’t twitter
it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”
i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.
twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made
one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.
i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:
and, of course, her son too
Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.
twitter is so fascinating to me
1) autism
2) i had no friends
3) in hindsight i thought the book was really boring but because of points 1 and 2 i refused to kneel. read coraline directly after and enjoyed it much more
When I was a child I would take out any book on tape I wanted from the library and I took out a random section of the hobbit and was extremely confused by it. Pretty normal book for kids to read it’s not like there’s any sex in it
