Chicago Tribune, Illinois, September 16, 1900

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

can you believe how many species of ducks there are forever i thought there was only brown, white and green duck.

im a fan of this guy personally

Ruddy duck! that’s my favorite duck!

But please also consider:

Hooded mergansers

king eider!

Buffle heads! They’re all over the marsh and bay right now!

yeah I love ducks

Happy Birthday Queen!

Does this make sense?

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

baz coming back from summer holiday and seeing simon:

I rlly like making these

Artsy wlw for anon

GUYS IM CRYING (not really but sTILL) I JUST REREAD THE POV WHERE PENNY IS WORRIED ABOUT SIMON BEING SO THIN AND THEN REMEMBERED THAT PART WHERE BAZ THAT WHEN HE COMES BACK SIMON STILL LOOKS THIN AND I JUST WANT SIMON TO BE HEALTHY IN WAYWARD SON

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

This makes me so happy :’)

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

yes correct; retweet if you too would use a cursed object to just get the fuck away from everyone.

if you’re not living so that men would have wanted to burn you at the stake in 1692 then what’s the point

happy pride

This is the gay agenda jsyk

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…