Madison Reed

EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) DIR. GEORGE LUCAS

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

fictional character: *goes completely apeshit and loses control of their powers after the person they love is threatened*

me:

fictional character: *can’t bring their powers back down to a safe level after losing control of them and has to be given a cooldown hug by the person they love because they’re the only person who can safely approach them*

me:

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv

Some days I’m like..fashion doesn’t matter….some days I’m like. Fashion is all we have

setup and punchline

me logging on after having not been on tumblr all day:

same…

the whole “female presenting nipples” is pretty funny but it’s also so fucking misogynistic like again are we having this issue that the only nipple that actually has a biological purpose is the one being sexualized and objectified, and therefore, banned

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

oop my wig

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

they’re getting rid of custom themes????

y’all deadass?

Everyone on Tumblr rn

one of my favorite things to do now that I’m an adult who pays taxes is wear outfits middle school me would’ve hated