Why does this read like an insult
wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.
in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.
scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device
scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.
ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
you understand
Oops, my hand slipped–
humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus
THE FANART
Garrett made homemade bread in our little bread machine! Consistency is still a little bit off but this is actually the second time trying it out! The first time didn't get recorded since it was a fail. 😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/CpMAwU5r_ICn6uC_ybGDWEg3iLDnwqu_VRBMwg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Hot tip: if you're in the wedding party, DO NOT tell the bride 25 HOURS before the wedding that you're bringing a plus one!!!!!!!!! There's a reason there's an RSVP prior to the wedding!!!!!!!!!! Also DO NOT ask the bride 2 days before the wedding what the rehearsal/dinner and wedding details are. Especially when the details were posted a few weeks prior before AND TEXTED multiple times!!!!!
ONE MORE WEEK!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cma2UM_s5h9rLxzK8FgTL0qG_RnT44ogdzopJM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread
A fart is the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd
ive been thinking all day about a post on reddit rn thats like "we live in the only universe where post malone isnt a line cook"
king-monky
thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
lilium-orientalis
It can happen to the
of us
the human stress response seems so maladaptive!
To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.
very very slow tigers are chasing me
not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you
#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick
sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
varkarrus
mr krabs would’ve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton would’ve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
date of origin: December 6th, 2016