I'm just like so happy for myself and so worried for you because like obviously you're like fucking eight years old and you've obviously like spent your time partying and stuff like that. (thank you.) And it's starting to take a toll on your face and your body (well I love to have fun.) and like the boyfriends that you have had (sure) were like really bad for you and they'd like come over and cum on your stomach and like (well I like to have fun.) yeah, no, totally (yeah, no, totally.) absolutely. (uh huh.) but like whatever works for you like works for you and that’s ameezing.
Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt
can you do a horse drawing reveal
Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s.
oh my god
the inside of my brain just sounds like this
The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar
This is a 1957 Mid-Century Modern home in Florence, Alabama, but it’s not your run-of-the-mill MCM. It has 7bd 11ba, & is listed for $1.923M. So, it’s a huge home, much bigger than an ordinary MCM.
家主は今日もキモノなのです
オレはまったくキニシナイのです
My landlady is wearing kimono also today but I don't care at all
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
This isn't cute! Cars only do this when they feel extreme distress!
Maan get that quivering snout outta here
got high & played tf2 yesterday and everytime this guy in the lobby was rude i spent like 5 minutes typing out his name which he hated for some reason
tf2 hatred post
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
A lot of people went on the computer and never came back
Anonymous asked:
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
