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Starting a collection

these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever

“Are you sure that’s some loud my guy?”

I couldn't be the kings fool. when everybody started laughing at me in my stupid outfit I'd get so horny they'd have to hang me

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

Laika how did you make this that fast

Who do you think gave you the dream

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

During an archaeological expedition they found an Ancient Greek vase which contained a perfect depiction of the Master Chief from Halo

Guy who wears a bib while eating someone out

Guy who wears a strap-on to joe's crab shack

I'm a girl

Sorry. Guy who wears a strap-on to joe's girl shack

Stars on the street

Fusili on the grass

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

Seeing people either pray and hope for the safe returnal of the 5 submarine billionaires or laughing at rich people dying but I'm hoping it resurfaces with a single alive guy in it somehow.

same but I want it to be a guy that wasn't on there originally

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post

*feels something* oh no *hits dab pen, eats d8 gummy, pops a xanax, pours a glass of wine, snorts ketamine, smokes a cigarette, chugs robitussin, blends up a kratom smoothie, plugs an oxy, sublinguals valium, does 3 whippits, huffs void salts, takes a swig of skooma, eats daedra heart on pita with hummus*

Not to be all "old man yells at cloud" but back in my day we had a movie about a young teen who couldn't wait to be "Thirty, flirty, and thriving," and now I get confronted with anti aging products aimed at 20 year olds.

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

how quickly we forget the humble banana

He's the only person on the whole site that uses this post feature the way it's meant to be used

midwest transmasc t4t couple