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@harpyharpyharpy

currently M*A*S*H, Star Trek, Severance, Succession, and the Pittsburgh Penguins 💚 23 they/them
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i literally feel like my brain has been put in a blender

HOW did people in the 70s miss these lines...they're not even said as punchlines or for big laughs. it's literally just hawkeye.

I forget which episode but later BJ is holding a bible that someone snatches away and Hawkeye said he had it open to Sodom and Gomorrah and BJ says he was just looking at the centerfolds

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brain blender on the pulse setting

AHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHSHSHDHHSHHHHH

Closet antisemites/racists love bringing up that the swastika is a Buddhist peace symbol (as if they give a shit about buddhism) like yeah it is but the skinhead white guy with a swastika tattoo isn't a Buddhist and the edgy teenagers who painted a swastika on a wall aren't Buddhists and you need to use the tiniest dash of critical thinking and common sense.

In a Buddhist temple its a peace symbol, scratched on some guys house its a hate symbol . And stop telling Jews they are being dramatic or chronically online for being upset/disturbed/scared or annoyed by swastikas!!

im going to be honest some of you have to be more normal about people who use it/its ! 

“i dont use it/its because its been called it in an awful awful derogatory sense before but if people want to use it for themselves thats fine” awesome. whyd you add that to a post about it/its positivity “i love it/its users theyre so creature #goblincore” im going to vomit

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и сейчас мы говорим по русски 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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ТОЛЬКО ПО РУССКИ В САМОЛЕТЕ 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Яооооо мы правда здесь говорим по русски

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МЫ ПРАВДА ЗДЕСЬ ГОВОРИМ ПО РУССКИ!!!! в работе мы ТОЛЬКО будем говорить на русском языке и я думаю что я забыла как НО у меня ещё есть время 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Всё я надеюсь будет нормально на паботе! 🤠

Вы на самолете?

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большое спасибо я тоже 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 да я на самолете сейчас но я не работаю до вторника!!!

Ясно! А это новая работа?

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и сейчас мы говорим по русски 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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ТОЛЬКО ПО РУССКИ В САМОЛЕТЕ 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Яооооо мы правда здесь говорим по русски

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МЫ ПРАВДА ЗДЕСЬ ГОВОРИМ ПО РУССКИ!!!! в работе мы ТОЛЬКО будем говорить на русском языке и я думаю что я забыла как НО у меня ещё есть время 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Всё я надеюсь будет нормально на паботе! 🤠

Вы на самолете?

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и сейчас мы говорим по русски 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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ТОЛЬКО ПО РУССКИ В САМОЛЕТЕ 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Яооооо мы правда здесь говорим по русски

shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!

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A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.

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What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

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Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

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#you can't reconcile the feminist idea that men and women are equals with acting like they're different species

#the feminist idea that women are more than their reproductive systems with the one that womanhood is defined by a reproductive system

#the feminist idea that women don't need to adhere to arbitrary standards of femininity with the one that they do or they aren't women

#the feminist idea that women are allowed to have body hair and be tall or muscular with the one that they're to be scrutinized if they are

#the feminist idea that women as equals to men should be allowed to compete with them with the one that both must always be separated

#i can not consider terfism to be feminism in any fucking way

#and don't say 'no true scotsman' that's not it

#i don't consider feminists for the same reason i don't consider the democratic people's republic of korea a democracy #or nazism socialism. having feminist in their name does not mean their ideas are automatically feminist

#i've yet to meet a terf that actually cares about women more than about hating on trans folk

#there is no feminist belief that can come from someone who views women as vaginas with legs that are too frail to do anything men do

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]

mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the

mutual 3: patricide would fix me

mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]

mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system

mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia

mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse

mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me

mutual 11: [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags]

mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!

mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl

mutual 14: cicero big naturals

mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever

mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative

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i’m thinking a lot tonight. imagine being mark scout man. imagine being helly riggs. imagine being dylan george. imagine being irving baliff. imagine being One person for so long, knowing that there’s another version of you outside of four walls around you that doesn’t want Anything to do with you. you’re just a tool to them, something that makes their lives “easier”. and you’re a full person with thoughts and experiences and feelings. you have one idea of who you are and you have no idea what you’re like outside of the walls and you WANT to know. imagine finding out how much of it was bullshit in the finale though. mark finding out that ms. casey was his WIFE??? helly, the anarchist queen that hated her job so much she tried to kill herself, finding out that she is the next in line for lumon? irving finding out that the man he abandoned kier for and he fell in love with not only retired but also was already in a happy relationship NOT with him? dylan STILL not getting to meet his children face-to-face??? they craved these human outside things so so much and had no idea what the fuck was happening with their outies. mark took the job so he could forget his wife just for her to be a constant figure in his work life, one that means nothing to his innie emotionally. helly is mortified to learn that she’s actively supporting and even running the very thing that drove her to attempt suicide. irving just wanted to feel love like anyone would and the love of his life—the only man he had ever loved—was happy with someone else with no recollection of their relationship. dylan, again, still not even knowing his children’s names or how many he has. i feel so much about those four little workers, i really really hope severance gets that second season just to let them be happy.