TYLER HOECHLIN as Clark Kent “Closer” — Superman & Lois (3.01)
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this is so stupid *hits reblog*
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Peak comedy
fuck you for making me read this
Derek and Stiles loudly arguing in Spanish and Polish. Neither of them actually speak the other’s language but it doesn’t matter because the argument is actually happening in eyebrows and body language
Stiles: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Derek: What are you passionate about?
Stiles: Sleeping.
Stiles: Who traumatised you?
Derek: Want a list?
Stiles: (hiding his bat behind his back) Yes.
@userdramas EVENT 03: BEGINNINGS
Childhood Favourite Films
Paiyaa (2010) Ghilli (2004) Ayan (2009) Saamy (2003) Sivaji (2007) Vasool Raja MBBS (2004)
Vandiyadevan falling in love over and over again PONNIYIN SELVAN: I, dir. Mani Ratnam
Source: desicinema
Kidnapper: I have one of your betas.
Derek: Which one? I have five.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who keeps threatening us.
Derek: Which one? I have five.
Stiles: Hey, Derek, what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes??
Derek: I don't know and I don't care.
*later*
Derek: Hey, Scott, what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Scott: I don't know, what?
Derek: No, seriously, what do you call one? I hurt Stiles' feelings and now he won't tell me.
Imagine Eli sitting sheepishly in front of Coach's desk because he got in trouble and the school had to call his parents. He thinks it's going to be Derek and he's going to be in so much trouble, but it's Stiles that walks through the door. Coach just looks at him and says "Stilinski? That explains it. Take your kid and go."
jennifer: [flirts with derek]
stiles: [staring at them silently]
allison: You’re really quiet today, stilinski.
stiles: [still staring] nobody plans a murder out loud.
peter: kids these days are such wimps
malia: It's not our fault that back in your day you had to know how to defend yourselves from dinosaurs
peter: ... how old do you think I am?!?!
Scott: *tripping and accidentally tearing the poster Stiles got signed by Mark Hamill*
Derek: Dear God, what have you done...
Stiles, from downstairs: What was that?
Derek: *shouting down to Stiles* UMM UHH-HEY!!! GEORGE LUCAS JUST SAID THAT HAN DEFLECTED GREEDO'S SHOT USING HIS TRACE AMOUNTS OF MIDI-CHLORIANS!
Stiles: He fUcKiNG WHAT?!??! Stay right there, I'm getting my diagrams!
Derek: *whispering frantically back to Scott* Quick, that'll only buy us 2 hours, tops. That's just enough time for you to make a new copy at Kinko's and forge the signature. Take the Camaro, cut through the alley on Glendale and make sure to get 24x18 poster paper in semi-gloss. SEMI-gloss, you hear me? Not gloss! Ask for Lyle, tell him to put it on my tab.
Scott: How do you know all this?
Derek: Scott, there's no time!
Scott: Okay! But, wait, what about you?
Derek: It's too late for me! Go! Save yourself!
Scott: I'll never forget you.
Thinking a lot lately about how unhinged Evy’s death made Rick. I mean, we all remember the Murder Walk…
But I wanna talk about that FUCKING SMIRK.
Because it’s the first time that man ever, ever, ever looks like he ENJOYS someone else’s suffering. Until Evy’s death, Rick either tried to help everyone, or looked grim about their misfortune.
I mean, the death of the guy who literally imprisoned him and had him hanged:
The death of a random digger he doesn’t know at all:
He had real sympathy for a guy he had no problem stealing from a few days prior, and at least tried to save Daniels.
He tried to save Beni, who double-crossed him at every turn, left him to die numerous times, and helped kidnap the woman he loves.
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK VICTORIOUS WHEN HE KILLS IMHOTEP.
But this…
this is a man who has no more fucks to give, and he’s gonna make it everyone else’s problem. He was either going to enjoy killing everyone in that pyramid, or he was going to die trying. I cannot express how much this man lost it when he lost Evy.
BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ODED FEHR as ARDETH BAY THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
