✦ Saint Sebastian ✦
I don't get why this is horrifying other than it being a mass shooting?
Is it that they used up so much ink to make a point?
Read closer, each of those lines is a different incident
Things that should be 100% covered by the government, period:
- Glasses
- Hearing aids
- Mobility aids
- AAC devices
- Prescription medications
- Literally all forms of therapy
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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so uuuuuuuuuuhhh this is based on an AU idea i had where Danny uses the fenton gloves to separate Dan into his component parts (bc if they could separate two parts of a whole original person (aka human and ghost Danny), why couldn't they separate Dan back into the two people who made him??
the idea is also that, when they were separated, they didn't exactly separate evenly. They were fused for a decade
Danny is now much more aggressive and anxious and extremely protective of himself and those he considers "his," because this is still a Danny who experienced the loss of everyone he cared for. his cape (taken from Vlad) now has a star pattern because it functions more as a security blanket and he loves space/stars. It also has a flaming end similar to Dan's hair
Vlad is now much more confused and lost. He genuinely wanted to help Danny when everything started, but that ended in disaster, and he's lost his main purpose. His new look is like a mix of his human form outfit, his ghost outfit, and what he wore/looked like when he first got hit with the ghost portal. His gloves are red to symbolize the blood on his hands (it was the gloves he wore that caused all of this, after all)
their eye colors are now switched, and neither has blue skin because I think they'd try to cling to whatever humanity they had left to distance themselves from Dan (tho Vlad does blush blue now). their "cores" are now unstable, with Danny's ice core having a bit of heat to it, and Vlad's fire core having some frost to it
anyway thank u for ur time i hope u guys like this
For a long time I’ve wanted the Batman universe to have a public defender, because that has to be one of the weirdest, most thankless jobs in the world. Sure, Gotham’s public defender works a lot to defend small time, non-violent drug offenders, and maybe Batman will even be a character witness sometimes to support rehabilitation, but you’ve got to also get the guy who set fire to a huge pile of money or the guy who turned to bank robbery to pay for a rare book habit. (The Penguin can probably afford his own lawyers.)
Come to think of it, as a law student, it’s not impossible that Becky Albright could become a public defender…but if I were her, I would stay as far away from Gotham, supervillains, and even criminal law as possible.
Public Defender Albright: “I learned to understand supervillains from my experiences…that they are sad, pathetic little people who really need help.”
Exactly!
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Really tests your conviction when it turns out The Joker has no money, cause he lives in a crumbling ticket stand at an absurdly dangerous abandoned carnival and is technically homeless. Like he’s the kind of client you have to look in the eye and say, ‘You’re fucked,“ because two dozen people caught him on camera Doing The Thing, and he caused massive damage and has been resistant to reformation and was actually still supposed to be in Arkham. So now he’s an escape risk as well.
You keep having to be alone in a room with him and it is Harrowing, and he keeps trying to get in your head about stuff, but you already know how that turned out for Dr. Harleen Quinzel. So it’s just super uncomfortable and you’re doing your best to maintain Boundaries, but he is really, really good at pushing everyone’s buttons all the damn time.
Absolute nightmare client TBFH. But meanwhile, the whole damn world wants to take him out back and shoot him immediately, and Gotham’s legal system is shit enough without letting them advance to ‘not even pretending this is a real trial’. Is getting tracked down by Batman and having your shit kicked in a violation of your constitutional rights? Is Bat-Evidence Admissible?
Also 80% of everyone you have ever met thinks you are basically the devil for defending him at all, but you took this job in the first place because even horrible people deserve their fair chance. Well, everyone except Batman, but fat lot of help that is. You had a weird ominous encounter with him where he was like, “I understand. There always has to be an uncrossable line. Even when it’s The Joker.” and then vanished. Thanks Batman. Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Bat Costume Joe?
Actually you kind of needed to hear it so sincerely Thanks Batman.
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For some reason, Bruce Wayne always sends Gotham’s public defenders really nice gift baskets. Unless that’s illegal, which it might be. Either way, he and his family (also?) send very nice, thoughtful, sincere thank-you cards on the regular, with extras showing up right before big costume villain trials.
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts
THE WET BOX
ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box
Day 2 of modeling my own "Warriors-inspired" figures - "Firestar" V2 is all done, and I'm much happier with the paint this time! Having these guys be a little bigger makes it much easier to keep the face details clean :3
WIPs under the cut!
"You must move out at 18 or you're a loser." is a lie told by landlords in order to increase the demand for shitty, overpriced apartments. It's a lie told by capitalists to make sure as many people as possible are living paycheck to paycheck in order to reduce the number of people who are able and willing to help others.
In many societies, it's normal for multiple generations to live in the same house.
I didn't realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me
pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys
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what if we were both boys and when we went to kiss our glasses bonked together and made us giggle