gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them
this would work on me
No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.
Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.
think about how much fucking math this guy had to do. all while thinking this was a good idea
top ten stairs to trip and die on while drunk off your ass
dishwashing affirmations
The parties are not the same
I added the numbers in a high-visibility way in case the image was hard to read for people.
This is insane.
not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
4 days until wet rat wednesday
3 days until wet rat wednesday
1 day until wet rat wednesday
happy wet rat wednesday
Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath
What I've learnt from Stray and Untitled Goose Game is that people just love playing as animals and messing around with people
what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario
if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable
when dealing with mosquitos do you:
ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much
You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree
Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions
OP this you?
This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:
"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"
Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.
No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.
What if 😳 the Federal Government of Germany 😳 is does Gay? On Facebook? 😳
POV: Du googlest den größten Berg in Norddeutschland.
bisexual culture is being friends with a token straight on thin ice that will complain about his hand hurting after every fist bump with you
this door at my school is bisexual
.... it swing both ways
