Customer: BORN GAY DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer’s last name is Gay. Verdict: ACCEPTED

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

And hell

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

there's something that feels deeply wrong about astolfo's original design. it looks like he was fucking squeezed of his essences

not like that, already regretting this wording

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

oooooh its called being "Independant" because it feels like you are all alone, cut off from the world by the curse

trapped "In De Pendant"

moments before history

Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently

STATUS: DIVORCED

HELLO????

風景片シリーズ 《Landscape debris》2017

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Unironically love this fansub going out of its way to point out when the characters are Playing The Card Game Wrong. You're so right, fansub group from 2006 whose members I will never know. A tribute summon is a normal summon.

I am not joking when I say this video fills me with more hope for our future than anything else ever has in my entire life