Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

spaceinvaydr

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

harleytheginger

Kinda excited to see what it might be.

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ilovepornl

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

karmas-a-betch

3.2 million, love you mama

Damn

hi-deddy

I love my step mom , my adopted mom , and biological mom 🙌❣

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ohgandalf

fantasticbeasts

Newt Scamander in ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald’

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tennantsforever

davidtennantcom

PHOTO OF THE DAY - 30th November 2018:

David Tennant as Campbell in Takin’ Over The Asylum - 1994

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mojoflower

katy-l-wood

I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don’t care what the overall “theme” is. Gimme the tags. Is there character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend? That’ll do way more to get me into a book than slotting it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells me almost nothing.

gallusrostromegalus

Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through the paperbacks going “where the hell is the Content rating? is this ‘mature’ or are we in for actual funtimes here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha got here book? You gonna get weird on me?” So really, Ao3 has me spoiled.

wheresquidsdare

This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist

katy-l-wood

You are a good librarian!

wheresquidsdare

I only have flat shelves to work with but…. I did it.

gallusrostromegalus

ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MORTALS.

noctnoku

I found a book in the library with content tags and suddenly I realised what I’d been missing all this time.

suallenparker

Is there a blog for that? Like a blog where people recommend books and like give them their tags? Because I feel like that would be AMAZING

stillthewordgirl

Tempted to start doing this whenever I read/reread something.

jenniferrpovey

Reblogging this version for awesome librarians!

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world-of-cats

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.

nottobecrossed

I just want majestic deer on my dash…..

Nature and water.

Majestic deer

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davidtennan-t

whatisthepointofyouhardy

Mood.

“I ask you to pass through life at my side—to be my second self, and best earthly companion.”

Jane Eyre (2011) dir. Cary Fukunaga

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yuri-on-thin-fucking-ice

r-dart

timemachineyeah

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

eroticmirotic

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

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dwgif

divinespairings

Now I feel glorious, glorious

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space-and-time-in-the-tardis

celestialseb

Rory’s face is absolutly priceless

ASTROLOGY DEFINITIONS

dontbeanassbutt

Astrology: A form of divination by means of the stars and planets.

Cusps: A cusp sign is when someone is “born between signs” or born within 7 days of the beginning or end of another sign. Many take on few traits from the next sign, but are mostly dominated by their birth sign.

Horoscope: A temporary projection of events that are supposed to happen for each person of that zodiac sign. Is often inaccurate and written by unprofessional astrologers.

Jupiter Sign: Represents luck and fortune.

Mars Sign: Represents your passion and temper, and sex.

Mercury Sign: Represents communication and public endeavors.

Midheaven Sign: Your calling in life, careers, and true nature. Also known as Medium Coeli.

Moon Sign: Your moon sign is the sign that was passing behind the moon at the time of your birth. Your moon sign represents your inner self, the person you are when you are alone, the part of you that you hide from others.

Neptune Sign: Represents the subconscious and thought process.

Pluto Sign: Represents transformation and callings in life.

Saturn Sign: Represents work ethic.

Sun Sign: Your sun sign is the constellation that was most prominent in the night sky at the date of your birth. It represents your basic personality. It is also called your zodiac sign or your birth sign.

Rising Sign: Your rising sign is the constellation that was on the horizon at the time of your birth. It represents how you project yourself in public, the way you hold yourself and present yourself in front of others. Also called your ascendant sign.

Uranus Sign: Represents transformations and life challenges.

Venus Sign: Represents love and friendships.

To calculate any of these signs, click the link and follow the instructions. http://alabe.com/freechart/

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everythingfox

“A cub snuck into our chicken pen and fell asleep, without harming any of our chickens!“

Taken from Reddit

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writing-prompt-s

Available here: https://teespring.com/stores/pride-beach-towels

I can lounge about at the pool in my monofin and be a beautiful lesbian mermaid hhhhh I need this

Subtle and beautiful i want 10

Gonna be strolling through pool wrapped in bisexuality luxury

gambitsobsession

at some point this will wind up being worn as a cape and I am 1000% okay with that

fahgetsontheloose

this would actually be safe to get for me bc my parents have like,,, zero knowledge of pride flags other than the standard rainbow one. and I could just be like “it’s a cool towel” and if anybody asked if it was a pan flag I would just smirk,wink, and walk away.