I thought you said you haven’t been able to conjure anyone in years?

diego + yeeting knives

To Whom It May Concern:

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

@magistralucis

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

okay so if the hargreeves were all born in 1989 that means they were teenagers in the early 2000′s….. which means teenage klaus DEFINITELY danced around the house while singing toxic by britney spears and wearing grace’s heels

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

(Source)

what the **** that’s so neat

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

#this tea

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

That last comment made me realize this was back when you could edit someone else’s post

This Siberian cat is a majestic forest king. 😍🌳 

MICROSOFT EXCEL

I’m so glad she’s guarding our galaxy

Sugar plum Mercy is so cute!

His favourite part (🔊)

Into the Spider-Verse

Photography by: boog_acba

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

me n my plant gf

[these Star Trek Transporter Mugs]

Scooby doo.